in high school all the popular girls had straight hair and i was too punk rock to be occupied by such feminine activities but now im older and like oh well whatever nevermind.

every time i shave my legs and im doing my ankles i think of that time on friends when only joey knew that monica and chandler were doing it and hes all “you guys have to be more careful” and tells them that rachel found monicas razor in his bathroom and asked about it and he tells her its for a role and ends up shaving one of his legs and pulls up his pant leg to reveal a baby smooth leg and the audience laughs cause he makes a joey face and monica says “wow even around the ankles thats really hard” and joey responds with “I KNOW!”

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